How to Keep Warm Kit

Duck Dude made it home from North Dakota. -12 degree North Dakota. 
I think if I had to live there... I would die. Not, like, "oh my gosh I would die" die... like, my fingertips would slowly freeze and my toes would be goners within minutes.. and I would slowly freeze to my death. Or if I didn't die I would look like a constant marshmallow. 
Anyway, they couldn't duck hunt because the lakes were frozen (what?). So, he did the only next logical thing. He modeled. America's next top duck clothes model, everyone. 

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And so obviously I sent it out to my family!! To which the red head almost immediately replied with..

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And now my fiance is a meme... and I don't hate it. And then I thought about how Travis and Joey would get along. 

But Duck Dude changed his flight to get home before the blizzard hit... because -12 isn't bad enough.. you have to throw a blizzard on top of things. So, I made Duck Dude a "How to Keep Warm Kit." 
Here's what you need: 1. Coffee 2. Coffee Mugs 3. Socks - any will work 4. Soup 5. Wine

It's Monday... and I want to go home.