Dressing Enthusiast

Hoarder isn't exactly a word I would use to describe myself. I would prefer the term enthusiast. 
I am a nike short enthusiast. I am an avid nail polish collector. I am a shoe non-discrimonator. 
But this week, I learned something new about myself. I am also a salad dressing enthusiast. 
Duck Dude came over and I'm half way trying on this wedding diet thing I just finished a popsicle... so I decided to make a fajita chicken salad. 
Duck Dude got there, I was about ready, and I opened the refrigerator to give Duck Dude his dressing options. It was all up to him because I knew exactly what I was using, the brand new one I had just picked up. 
These were his options.      Did I mention I live by myself?
1. Mango Chipotle Vinaigrette - and yes, it was excellent! Sweet and a little spice.

2. Ranch - because you always need ranch. 3. Yogurt Ranch - for the nights I feel like being healthy.

4. Caesar - because I really love caesar salads.

5. Sesame Ginger - this is for when I eat tuna on salads. It's so good!

6. Spicy Ranch - I throw in some more cayenne pepper. Spicyyy.

7. Raspberry Vinaigrette - my go to vinaigrette before I found the mango one.

8. Italian - I went through a weird phase. I don't really like it. 9. Red Wine Vinaigrette - Probably because it had red wine in it? I'm not really sure. 
Why does one person need that many salad dressings? I better make sure Duck Dude has enough space in his refrigerator when I move in in less than 6 months!!!!! For the record, Duck Dude ate the mango one with me. 
For the second record, if any of these companies want to compensate me for this post, I will not stop you. The end.