Marriage Advice

Today is my last day of school with my lovelies. They have promised me there will be no shenanigans while I am gone and I believe 67% of them.They've been all about me getting married, but mainly worried about having to call me a different name. That sparked an idea yesterday. I had a couple extra minutes of class and decided to do an exit ticket. In order to get out of class, they had to give me their best {school appropriate} marriage advice. Yes, I asked 7th graders to advise me on my marriage. The results are below! I have not altered, spelling, punctuation, or anything. And, of course, my comments are in pink.

• Invite your best students *cough, cough 6th period cough*
• Be nice!
• Don't let him sit on his booty all day... he should have to clean too! Spoken like a true mormon child of 8
• Happiness calls for sacrifices.... (from his part) 
• No matter what happens throughout the day, say "I love you" at the end of the day. 
• Think before you do and if he is the one I wish you good luck I'm pretttttty sure he's the one, so I"ll take the good luck
• Be nice to your in-laws Hiiiii Shop Mama! :)
• My marriage advice for you is to pick the right husband.
• Boys are stupid. You are the brains in the house! I feel like she's heard this before?
• Give up some of your things so their things can fit in your life
• Be honest
• Don't eat too much and have bad gas. Sincerely, Kyle P.S. I have done it, its not fun I sincerely appreciate that Kyle, thank you. 
• Don't go to bed angry (I heard that at a wedding) 
• Don't cry during the ceremony or all of your make up will mess up :)
• Don't ever let him get bored. Touche
• Don't trip on your dress. I read this a lot from 5th period.. apparently I trip a lot during this class and they're worried about it. 
• Cook food and buy food and don't burn food, which would ruin the food I don't think this kid's mother burns a lot of food..... if you know what I mean
• Do not no any advice or how to spell
• Try to not jump on tables at the reception P.s Congrats! ohh, I'll try... but there are no promises!
• Always communicate! Voice your feelings and things you want to change before it builds up! Who let a 25 year old into my class? 
• Treat it like a sleepover with your BFF! a forever sleepover?!?! I like it!!
• Arguments make you're relationship better, so work them out you should become a life coach
• Happy wife, happy life! Can you really argue with that?!
• Love him a lot! :)
• Make him buy you a new car P.S. stay protected with the new car? or are you trying to sneak in a little sexual thing because I said school appropriate.... I see right through you child!
• Make sure you both say I do (lol) technically not horrible advice 

They're genius' I tell you!! See you in 2 weeks kiddos!

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