All About That Trash

I did some packing last night. Just let that statement soak in a little bit. 
I packed all my spring clothes. They are in a suitcase ready to be taken to Duck Dude's house... since I won't need them before the wedding! Then I went through my purses and decided which ones I wanted to keep and which ones didn't need to be kept. And then I wrote a parody to All About That Bass. It was the only logical next step. I dare you to sing it out loud while you're reading. Double dog dare you.   

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I am a hoarder Cause I've got purses purses Like I'm supposed to  Cause I got that shelf room in that closet space And all the right junk in all the right places
I looked inside and found old lipstick and lip gloss A real fro-yo gift card And lots of pennies, pennies, a nickel too Cause every cent I added up and it's a dollar sixty two
Yeah my momma said have shoes for every outfit She says, "Buy them all now before you're put on a budget!!" You know I won't be a girl who clashes really badly So that's what I'm into and I will just be a hoarder!
Because you know I'm  All about that trash 'Bout that trash, all treasures I'm about that trash  'Bout that trash, all treasures I'm all about that trash 'Bout that trash, all treasures I'm all about that trash, 'Bout that trash
I secretly hope it gets stuck in all of your heads. Happy hump day.